Around the same time Tiger’s people began negotiations with Rachel Uchitel last night, Elin Woods was reportedly offered an immediate $5 million payment plus an additional $55 million added to her revised pre-nup if she stays married to Tiger for five more years, according to The Daily Beast
Sweet baby jesus that’s a lot of cash for Tiger to just toss at her.
So I go today to get a manicure at lunch and was thinking about Taylor from the Rachel Zoe show so I got OPI Lincoln Park After Dark.
When I gave the bottle to my usual nail lady, who like never really speaks ever, she looked at the bottle, picked up Rock Star Skinny - my go to color of choice from usually Sept - March and I shook my head no. She then PRETENDED TO FAINT that I apparently picked a different color.
Maybe because she NEVER speaks, and is about 80 lbs and 5” tall I thought this was hilarious!
Roman Polanski will be placed under house arrest at his Alpine chalet tomorrow. /NYP 14
Ashlee Simpson upset some of her “Chicago” cast members when she sat in a “makeshift VIP section” in the Time Hotel at an after party for the show. “It’s not like this is a club in L.A.,” grumbled one of the cast members. “She has to perform with us for two months.” DN 32
Britney Spears’ son’s name, Jayden, was the most popular name for boys born in NYC in 2008. /NYP 9
Beyonce and Taylor Swift respectively earned 10 and eight Grammy nominations last night, including song, record and album of the year. Kanye West, Maxwell and the Black Eyes Peas each received six, while Jay-Z and Lady Gaga earned five apiece. /USAT 1D, DN 12
Devil in Disguise
Dear Bottle of Wine I consumed last night,
I want to thank you for a good time. I also want to ask why you punish me today? Why is it that you tempt me so, smell delicious, are so tasty going down, and then you repay me for loving you with my entire heart, by giving me a terrible hangover? Maybe one day you will love me enough back that I will wake up sprightly.
I believe you might be the devil in disguise.
Cheers,
NoSauce
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NoSauce Book Review
This months book was Where is the Mango Princess?by Cathy Crimmins.
Before this book, I can say I really didn’t know anything about Traumatic Brain Injury. I feel so badly for this woman/author. I couldn’t even imagine having to deal with your spouse being the person you loved and committed to spending the rest of your life - then they have this accident and wake up a totally different person. Her entire life was changed, not for the better. And her husband is one of the few people that actually made a recovery to society. I just kept putting myself in her shoes and thinking what would I do? How horrible. She is a very strong amazing author, and I feel for her plight.
If you love medical books (ie learning about diseases and treatments and what not) this book would appeal to you.
3 out of 5 stars
‘True Blood’ casts vampire, werewolf
“True Blood” is adding two more hunks to the fold for next season.
Up-and-coming actor Theo Alexander and “Ugly Betty” heartthrob Grant Bowler have landed recurring roles on Alan Ball’s vampire drama.
Alexander will play Talbot, an “intensely beautiful” vampire, the boyfriend of Russell Edgington (Denis O’Hare), the vampire king of Mississippi.
Talbot has an acerbic sense of humor and loves to cook despite vampires’ inherent lack of cooking talents.
Bowler will play Coot, a werewolf, the menacing ringleader of a biker gang.
Greece-born Alexander, repped by Global Artists Agency, has several guest shots on his resume — appearances on “Chuck,” “CSI: NY” and “Pushing Daisies” — and recently booked the feature “Losing Control.”
New Zealander Bowler has recurred on ABC’s “Ugly Betty” as the scheming Wilhelmina (Vanessa Williams) squeeze and current fugitive Connor Owens.
Alexander and Bowler join “Prison Break” alum Marshall Allman, who was recently cast as a regular, playing Sam’s (Sam Trammell) long-lost younger brother.
Production on the “Blood’s” third season started Wednesday in Los Angeles
The Lonely Island ft. T-Pain - I’m On a Boat
Wearing my flippy floppies - Grammy Nominated!
Penelope Cruz - Interview, January 2010
Stunning cover - And the interview is by Marion Cotillard
I don't know what is going on here - but TWO of my friends totally seperately said they want it to rain or snow ASAP.
Ladies you know who you are - you CANNOT be from California and feel this way!!! It is un-holy. I don’t care if it is December, you should be thinking about the glory days of taking walks on the beach with no shoes and just a hoodie and jeans rolled up!!
Where are your loyalties!!?! I am dissapointed in you and giving you a big frown. If my brow would move it would be furrowed.
