Um…Bevis Spencer Pratt is now following me on Twitter…
Mark Wahlberg showed up to GQ’s Gentleman’s Ball Monday night inappropriately dressed wearing jeans and construction boots. / DN22
Hugo Chavez and Sean Penn discussed politics on Wednesday in Venezuela. Chavez asked Penn to tell Obama that he should take action to earn his Nobel Peace Prize. / NYP10 Yeah Chavaz, all of America pretty much feels that way too
Starting at 12:01 Sunday, all cab fares will include a 50-cent tax – increasing...– Grrr! NY1 | 24 Hour Local News | Top Stories | Taxi Fares To Increase This Sunday (via peterwknox)(via lovepuppy)(via caseyculture)(via allthingsalishan)
The kid stars of “Slumdog Millionaire” are being warned that their trust funds are in jeopardy if they keep skipping school. Rubina Ali, 10, missed nearly 75 percent of her classes and Azhar Ismail missed 63 percent. / DN5, AP, NYP25
A book hasn’t caused me this much trouble since Where’s Waldo went to that...– Tracy Jordan (via 30rockquotes)
girlwearsmascara: Eddie Money - Take Me Home...
Watching My Assistant....
My assistant was literally rubbing a perfume page from a magazine on her wrists and neck
Me: What are you doing?
Assistant: We don't get paid for two more days and I am out of perfume and poor.
Me: Fair enough.
goodolddays: Ducky shincracker- A good dancer Active duty- Sexually promiscuous boy. Share crop- Sexually promiscuous girl. Greeby- Terrible Drooly- A cute guy An Able-Grable/Blackout girl/Dilly- A cute girl Some of Hitler’s Work/Void coupon- An unattractive girl Khaki wacky- Boy crazy Doll dizzy- Girl crazy Dead hoofer- A bad dancer Gammin’- Showing off Hen fruit- Eggs Hi sugar, are...
MY BESTIE IS COMING TO NYC!!!!!!
OMG!!!!!! I JUST FOUND OUT SHE IS COMING IN NOVEMBER! I AM SO FREAKING EXCITED!!!!
ahhhhhh...nothing like workplace drama
So - two of my coworkers just got in a screaming fight with each other. Literally.
Random Text of the Day
Just recieved this from my friend John: “Weird. There are live camels in front of Radio City Music Hall”
Chaz Bono has sat down with “Entertainment Tonight” to talk about undergoing a sex change. “[I’m] still not anywhere near what I would look like, but really, for the first time, I am feeling much more comfortable with how I look physically. … I got clean and sober in 2004 and I couldn’t have done this before that,” he says. The interview airs tonight and tomorrow. /NYP 3
King of Pop
Opening night of Michael Jackson’s “This Is It” film brought in $2.2 million at the North American box office. A day later, the film opened in 99 additional countries. The AP reports the movie could qualify for Hollywood honors, including the Academy Award for best picture. /USAT 1D, AP