April 2009
“Brad Pitt shot a Japanese TV commercial with a sumo wrestler in Midtown...”
– NYP. You better believe I will be searching the internet to find this one - I bet it is hilarious!! I am picturing Brad with a sumo ponytail on top of his head in like a diaper thing. Did I tell you that I had a cousin on my Mama’s side that married a sumo wrestler!? No joke!!! He even...
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“Its depressing that 2 girl scout cookies…the chocolate coconut...”
– LL aka Dummay
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Tuesday Paralysis
So today as every Tuesday morning until the impending nuptials, I hauled my cookies to the gym for my 7am training session. Oh yes, it sounds very celebutaunt, but in all reality, I am a sweaty, smelly, grunting beast while working out. Attractive I know. So today MFT (my favorite trainer) decided that I haven’t been working hard enough over the last month. I wonder if he has ever been in...
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Pig Flu In My Office!!
A girl in my office has been complaining of stomach pains and is like totally super pale! She won’t let us call an ambulance but can’t really move or talk! She is laying down in the sample closet on a pile of fleece - make shift work bed - in the dark. AH! I am worried she has the creepy Pig Flu!!!
http://pigflu.com/content/75-potentially-infected-pig-flu-new-york
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Who is No Sauce?
A little about me - I love Cinco de Mayo, and hate that it isn’t recognized as a national holiday in the style of Halloween or St. Patrick’s Day. I hate all condiments, and food with sauce. I am head over heels in love with my fiance. Like movie love. I love my family - especially my new awesome nephew. I DVR seriously like 25 TV shows at least, and work hard to watch them all every week. I...
