NoSauce

Things

1. I like to give EVERYTHING to good will or throw it away. B suggested selling stuff on ebay. I thought it was going to be a pain. However, my martini glasses ALREADY sold for the buy it now price, and I just made $35! WOOOOO!!!! Maybe this isn’t such a bad idea. What else can I sell……
2. Trying to donate to Salvation Army is like trying to figure out what is in the freaking pyramid. They have so many phone numbers. I finally get someone on the phone and they were an a-hole. Seriously. Like I am giving you some awesome stuff - like some designer pieces mixed in with a little Gap and Club Monaco. FINE. Housing Works is getting it instead as their guy on the phone was super nice. Suck it Salvation Army.
3. Saw my friend A at the gym today who just had her 2nd bambino. She is exceptionally skinny, and tan, and looked so happy. She makes maternity leave look like a serious beach vacation. When I have kids I am going to try to plan it so I can pop them right before summer break starts. She is so smart. Obviously.
4. Diet Arnold Palmer Half and Half Snapple is life changing. Holy cow it’s so delicious. I could easily take down like gallons of the stuff. Really might be the best stuff on earth!