NoSauce

Worst Morning Ever

The following happened between the hours of 4am and 9am:

1. Woke up before alarm to go to pee then couldn’t go back to sleep which is super annoying
2. After laying there for like an hour, finally got up and ready for Hard Body Friday - but then realized my meal from last night wasn’t agreeing with me and couldn’t make it to class.
3. Plumbing issues this morning, which my amazing husband jack-of-all-trades was able to fix when I woke him up freaking out at 6am when I saw there was water everywhere.
4. Had to clean and bleach everything from dirty pipe water all over super clean apartment. Including laundry.
5. After cleaning and then showering and getting ready for work, I go to swiffer up where everything had bleach on it because I figure that can’t be good for Shea to be smelling and walking on - and apparently with my super strength I break the swiffer. It’s like metal. And I snapped it in half. Yep.
6. I finally get out the door and walk to the train and it’s pouring. Like a freaking tsunami outside.
7. I get off the train and my pedometer falls off and because of all the commuters walking in the streets it gets kicked around and takes me a few minutes to finally get it and pick it back up, while getting soaked from the rain.
8. My right sock is falling down in my boot. This is literally what put me over the edge.

I need a do-over.