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Rachel Uchitel, who last year told BlackBook she “will never kiss and tell,” has broken her silence to The Post, insisting that allegations of a supposed affair with Tiger Woods are “ridiculous.” Uchitel explains how she met Tiger and admits that they were both in Melbourne at the same time last month – but she denies there was any hook-up, and says their paths never crossed while there. /DN 7, NYP 4-5

 In other news….

More details have emerged of Rachel Uchitel’s brushes with celebrities, including a dinner date she had with The Black Eyed Peas’ Will.i.am nearly a week after meeting him. “She’s very aggressive when it comes to meeting celebrities. That’s her job: bring them into the club by any means necessary,” said a club source of Uchitel. /DN 7

Inspired by Tiger Woods’ humanity defense in response to his mysterious accident Friday, The Daily News has a spread of celebrities who’ve used the “I’m human” excuse to explain their behavior. Kate Gosselin, Kanye West, Lindsay Lohan, Rihanna and Chris Brown are among those featured. /DN 26

Also note:

Refunds and discounts are being offered to fans who expected to see Tiger Woods at his tournament later this week after the golfer bowed out yesterday. AP, DN 7

Rachel Uchitel was negotiating a quarter-million dollar tell-all when she was paid between $1 and $3 million by Tiger Woods to keep quiet. /NYP 2

In other news…

The woman caught by the National Enquirer with Tiger Woods, forcing the golfer to agree to a cover with sister publication Men’s Fitness, has been identified as Mindy Lawton. They reportedly drove up to her trailer park in 2007 when they were snapped together. /NYP 2