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Mickey Rourke will play mafia hit man Richard Kulinski in the movie adaptation of author Phil Carlo’s “The Ice Man.” Kulinski killed 50 vagrants before the age of 18 then graduated to murder for hire and killed 150 more victims for the Gambino family. Filming begins in New York in the spring. /NYP 16
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Wolverine
TMZ has posted a video of Hugh Jackman chiding an audience member whose ringing cell phone interrupted one of his intense scenes in “A Steady Rain.” “You want to get that?” says Jackman in the cell phone video as the audience erupts in cheers. As the ringing persists, Jackman pleads: “Come on, just turn it off.” He then paces the stage of the Gerald Schoenfeld Theatre, waits about a minute for the ringing to stop and the play resumes. /AP
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So I just saw Carolina Herrera in the elevator again - this time with her super cute black mini poodle.
Why is it that last week I dressed cute every day - like planned out outfits and accessories, put some thought into it. Today I am wearing a very LES outfit - skinny jeans, old school black and white run dmc adidas shell tops, and a puma warm up jacket, and this is the day I see her?!!? Why not when I am in a dress and heels!? Grrrr.
Carolina’s outfit: Grey Wool Skirt Suit - jacket military inspired details including epaulets, and metallic buttons, with the skirt falling to the knee, cream silk shell underneath, large chunky pearls on neck and ears, 4-5” pointy black leather stilettos with toe cleavage, and red canvas dog harness and leash. As usual - flawless.
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”I don’t consider myself a pot smoker. I consider myself someone who occasionally decides to give smoking pot another chance. If theres a single malt scotch in heaven, I’ll be a happy man.
John Mayer to Maxim
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First off - she looks like the bride of Frankenstien in this photo.
Paula Abdul did not hold back about her plans for the future.
As Oprah plans to leave the world of talk show glory, Paula is dead set on filling the void!!
“I have really great ideas,” she said, as she hopes it would happen in the next few years. “It would be fun and quirky and it would be insightful. It would be fun to jam with the band and have amazing guests and introduce amazing different formats on the show.”
Maybe she could do a bit similar to ones she did on Idol?! Like putting your head on the table and struggling to speak in coherent sentences?!
“I feel I would be really good at it. I have the ability to to connect with people on a level. I’ve proven to pierce the heartstrings, but also to be celebratory and bring out the best in people,” she continued.
But, Paula does not deny what a “phenomenon” Oprah is until she drew blatant comparison to Idol!!!
“Like ‘American Idol,’ there’s a place and time that makes history. That’s Oprah,” she said.
We hope that’s the prescription drugs talking!!
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OMG. I am sitting here trying not to throw up as my assistant and I just listened to Heidi Montag’s new single, Superficial.
Let me quote the chorus: they say I’m superficial, some call me a bitch, they’re just mad because I’m sexy, famous, and rich.
OMG. Seriously. I just threw up in my trash can under my desk.
I hate this woman.
My assistant said she hated it too -but now is listening to the entire cd online. She is convinced that at least one of the songs have to be good. I was like screaming - so she put on headphones so my ears would stop bleeding.
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”What if I had a booth on the street and I said, ‘Attention, everybody who hates me: If you have a problem with me, I’m ready to hear your gripes! ….I will only be speaking to people who do not like me. Come out and let me have it. I will not speak back.’ “How many people do you think would be standing there? I’m talking about people getting the chance to tell me directly, ‘I think you’re a douchebag.’ You know how many people would do it? Ze-ro
John Mayer to Details Magazine
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Is it true?!?!
Chace Crawford and Lorenzo Lamas’ ex/porn star Shauna Sand reportedly had a hot little romance together back when the Gossip Girl hottie was only 18 years old after meeting at a college party in Malibu.
Shauna says:
“He was so incredibly beautiful — I immediately fell in love with him! I even gave him a key to my apartment.”
Supposedly they dated on and off for a year despite their 14-year age gap and split for good once his acting career took off and Shauna got remarried.
A friend of Chace’s revealed:
“Chace told me, ‘Shauna was the first girl I ever had sex with! She blew my mind, and I’ll never forget it!’”
We can see how an older woman could be appealing, Chace, but you can do so SO much better!
Also we’re not really buying that smoking hot Chace was a virgin until he was 18!
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Ellen is freaking hilarious that she is down in front of Lady Gaga trying to get in on the dance
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Katharine McPhee as a blonde…she is trying too hard to look like Posh or Claire Danes. I am not into it.
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